October22014

tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

(via wesley-crusher)

6AM

(Source: demengineerz, via electricdoc)

October12014

necromancer:

This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons

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WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT

(via wesley-crusher)

7PM

I mean, you follow us from job to job! I guess we just have to accept the fact that you will kill us one day!

(Source: abracadayumgirl, via loveliest-tragedy)

7PM

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

(via khaleesiunchained)

7PM
“HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake” Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

(via bibabam)

7PM
7PM
creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

(via electricdoc)

7PM
creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

(via electricdoc)

7PM

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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(via loveliest-tragedy)

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